2010-08-27

Bijness is Bijness

  

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds…
I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous
man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said "David",

The Buddhist boy said "Gautama Buddha" and the Muslim boy said "Mohammed".

They all were not successful.

Finally, a Gujju boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I'll
give you the 10 pounds that I promised."

As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know Jignesh,
since you're a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jignesh replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but Bijness is
Bijness!!!!!!

Moral : Talk the language which listener (Customer) wants, not that which you know 

 

 

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2010-08-24

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2010-08-17

Emotions


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SORRY

LOOKS LIKE.





This is what

tired

looks like.





This is what

bad spelling

looks like..



This is what

intimacy

looks like.



This is what

courage

looks like.



This is what

'good grief!!'

looks like.



This is what your

tax dollars

look like.



This is what

'I can wait'

looks like.



This is what a

blonde's

car looks like..








This is what a

helping hand

looks like








This is what

cold

looks like.






This is what a

bad mood

looks like.







Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so........
'Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.

 
via Shweta Jawali

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2010-08-08

Old Ads & Brand Ambassadors of India

Blast from the past..

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Blast from the past..

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