2010-07-20

Resume for the post of secretary


OUR NEW SECRETARY'S RESUME

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.

I'm lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.



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Employer's reply......


Dear Peggy,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.....

Welcome onboard!!


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2010-07-16

Is The Death Of Nokia Imminent

Nokia Oyj’s board has stayed in the background as the company’s shares plummeted 67 percent in the three years since Apple Inc. started selling the iPhone. Pressure has been building on directors to act.

“For me, the board needs to act yesterday,” said Vlad Cara, who helps manage 150 billion Swiss francs ($144 billion) in investments including Nokia shares at Pictet Asset Management Ltd. “In order to get maximum response in the shortest period of time, you have to start changing everywhere.”

Nokia, the world’s largest phone maker, has lost almost 60 billion euros ($77 billion) in market value since the iPhone’s 2007 debut, with the stock falling 25 percent this year alone. The Espoo, Finland-based company has lowered profit forecasts twice in three months, as new high-end smartphones were delayed.

Is it about time or Nokia going to rise like a phoenix

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2010-07-14

2010-07-13

No Job is secure :-)

Survival of the fittest  

 

 

 

 The Damn Octopus joke has been beaten to death now but sharing it anyway :-)

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2010-07-08

'We Got Acquired By Amazon' Video From Woot [Video]

A funny video created by woot announcing its acquisition by Amazon! Kick-ass creativity+ great lessons on why growth does not always have to be organic

via @dmscott

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Apni shaadi me isko nachne ke liye jaroor bulana [Video]

Download now or watch on posterous
Azerbaycan.wmv (1545 KB)

Imagine this kid dancing to ‘mere yar ki shadi he’ :D

 

/via @sharadharjai

 

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2010-07-07

Logos gone terribly wrong!!


Logos gone terribly wrong!!
 
 

Want to establish a company?, be careful how you design your Company Logo....
Logos gone terribly wrong .....

Kudawara
- What kind of pharmacy is this? Meant to be "K"


 
Arlington Pediatric Center - Loving the kids a little too much!


 
Doughboys - pizza - salad - panini... And something extra?

Atherton Car Centre
 

Dental clinic

Another dental clinic - This seems to be popular!

Any idea what this is supposed to be? Can't figure out? Child care centre or what?? But looks otherwise!!
 

Instituto de Estudos Orientais


Megaflicks
- Not the best font for this word - lettering too close! But helps with sales!!!



Kids Exchange
- As this name didn't sound weird enough, they decided to write it together!



A-Style
- Really classy



Computer Doctors



Junior Jazz Dance Classes

 
 (Close one eye and you'll see!)

 

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The only chance for India to win Football :-)

/via @sharadharjai

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