Broken: There I fixed it!!!

 

Don 't have a spoon?  I can fix that!   Seatbelt broken?  I can fix that!   New TV too big for the old cabinet?  I can fix that!   No bottle opener?  I can fix that!   Room too dark using compact fluorescents?  I can fix that!   Electrical problem?  I can fix that!   Car stereo stolen?  I can fix that!   Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!   Can't afford a real GPS?  I can fix that! No ice chest?  I can fix that! Can't read the ATM screen?  I can fix that!   Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!     Satellite go out in the rain?  I can fix that! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.     Wiper motor burned out?  I can fix that!       WTF?     Display rack falling over?  I can fix that!     Tires worm out? I fixed that. Might be a little hard to steer.   Desk overloaded?  I can fix that!       Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?  I can fix that!   Exhaust pipe dragging?  I can fix that!   Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?  I can fix that!   Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!   No skate park in town?  I can fix that!

 via @sharadharjai

 

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