The value of a # 2 B pencil
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
via Sharad Harjai