2010-06-02

What is Tension?


A beautiful girl asks lift from you.  On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.  
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’
 
THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.
 
You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’
 
YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.
 
Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.
 
EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
 
Anyhow you thank God and return home.  Then you think,  “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”
 
THIS IS REAL TENSION. J

 


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